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Post by stylo on Mar 9, 2007 21:04:53 GMT
I'm starting this thread to gather some good jokes together, so that depressives can come here and be warmed by comedy genius. Note I said good jokes, and also relatively clean, as excessive swearing has been known to tip depressed people over the edge of their sanity (especially if it's directed at them).
So here goes with numero uno:
Two cannibals eating a clown. One turns to the other and sez: 'Does this taste funny to you?'
TeeHee.
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Post by tomboy67 on Mar 13, 2007 17:27:10 GMT
uhhhh... numero dos!
ahem... 3 boys are playin with a ball. their names r :manners, shut up + poo... suddenly poo falls nd the ball goes into sum old ladys garden. shut up goes 2 get it. manners helps poo. shut up noks nd the old lady answers. SHUT UP: can i av mi ball bak? OLD LADY: wats ur name? SHUT UP:shut up OLD LADY: name please? SHUT UP: shut up this goes on 4 a wile. manners is still helpin poo. *2 mins l8r* OLD LADY: name? SHUT UP: shut up! OLD LADY: oh! wer r ur manners young boy?!?!?! SHUT UP: round the corner pikin up poo!
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Post by tomboy67 on Mar 13, 2007 17:29:18 GMT
teehee!
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Post by Mana on Mar 13, 2007 18:44:54 GMT
tsf!
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Post by tomboy67 on Mar 13, 2007 18:45:29 GMT
ini
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Post by booshtastic on Mar 14, 2007 21:38:02 GMT
Wicked Joke...... ;D
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Post by Mana on Mar 17, 2007 13:51:10 GMT
any more?
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Post by tomboy67 on Mar 17, 2007 19:54:17 GMT
uhhhhhhhhh.. no not really..!!
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Post by Mana on Mar 17, 2007 20:15:03 GMT
This man joins a monestry and takes an oath of silence. He can say two words every seven years...
So seven years are up, he goes to Brother Abbott, who he says his two words to: 'floors cold'.
then another seven years pass. He's been there for fourteen years. He says his next two words to Brother abbott: 'horrible food'.
Then another seven pass... He says his next two worsd: 'I quit!'
BROTHER ABBOTT: It's about time! you've been here for 21 years and done nothing but complain!
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Post by booshtastic on Mar 18, 2007 15:20:28 GMT
lol! I think i have 1! A man walks into a fish and chip shop with his pet fish under his arm. He asks the lad serving has he got any fish cakes. The man says no but i can make some quick for you if you don't mind waiting... The man says go on then, make it quick its his birthday tomorrow.......... Soz if it's crap and lame but i wanted to post something but i didn't know wat to post... ;D
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Post by stylo on Mar 18, 2007 15:22:28 GMT
tsf!
Here's one for Mothers Day...
'Yo Momma's so ugly that when she was a child they had to tie a chop round her neck to get the dog to play with her'.
Any more 'Yo Momma' jokes?
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Post by naughtynoel on Mar 18, 2007 18:59:21 GMT
whos the naughtiest boosh character?
do u want me to tell u ?
u do?
its noel
thats y his nick name is naughtynoel
do u get it now? at last u get the joke?
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Post by Mana on Mar 18, 2007 19:00:20 GMT
what?
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Post by naughtynoel on Mar 18, 2007 19:07:50 GMT
a man called boby bob bob met a woman well at least he thought it was a woman called vince
bob:hello u r a fine young women vince:r u talking to me bob:well of corse vince:u called me a women the only women in hear is u bob:how am i a woman? (vince pulles bobs trousers down and a scirt pops out ) vince:nice scirt it looks lk the one my anty wheres
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Post by booshtastic on Mar 18, 2007 19:19:00 GMT
nice...............but how is that a joke......
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