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Post by naughtynoel on Mar 20, 2007 17:04:23 GMT
heyya my jokes r crap just to tell u
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Post by booshtastic on Mar 21, 2007 17:01:50 GMT
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Post by Mana on Mar 21, 2007 17:09:19 GMT
A man walks into a restaurant and the only person working there is Ricky Gervais!
MAN: What are you going here?
RICKY: I'm practicing for a role as a waiter... Anyway, what do you want? I can cook you anything!
There's a tank in a corner, with a green squid in it that looks like it has a moustache...
MAN: Can you cook me that squid?
RICKY: Oh, no, I couldn't possibly do that! He's Wild Bill, he's been with us for ages!
MAN: Well, is there anyone else who could cook me that squid?
RICKY: The only other person here is Hans, who does the washing up... But he couldn't cook it either...
MAN: Why not?
RICKY: Well... (in Fairy tune) Hans who does dishes is as soft as Gervais with wild, green hairy-lip squid!
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Post by booshtastic on Mar 21, 2007 17:11:59 GMT
 Thats Hilarious ! *In fairy tune* ;D
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Post by Mana on Mar 21, 2007 17:23:08 GMT
Hands that do dished are as soft as yer face with mild green fairy liquid! (which must not be brought... In fact, no P&G products should be brought... Especiallu IAMS! www.iamscruelty.com/introduction.asp |
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Post by booshtastic on Mar 21, 2007 17:25:34 GMT
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Post by tomboy67 on Mar 21, 2007 21:14:47 GMT
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i am bored as i rite this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by booshtastic on Mar 22, 2007 16:25:46 GMT
I bet you are!  |
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Post by Mana on Mar 31, 2007 18:43:11 GMT
This guy walki sint a library and asks if there are any books on suicide?
The librarian points out the section, and the man walks over to find an empty shelf!
MAN: There aren't any here??
LIBRARIAN: Yeah, it's funny... No one ever seems to return them...
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Post by booshtastic on Mar 31, 2007 21:35:49 GMT
Ha! I laughed out loud then, but there was no one with me................  ;D |
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Post by Mana on Apr 1, 2007 10:06:02 GMT
Yeah, our geography teacher told us that... |
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Post by booshtastic on Apr 1, 2007 10:41:40 GMT
Lol, I don't reely like goegraphy............ ;D Soz, that was totally off topic  |
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Post by Mana on Apr 2, 2007 10:28:38 GMT
I know it was off-topic but really, does anyone like geography? The only times I've used geography is to keep track of where the boosh were when they were on their tour... |
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Post by booshtastic on Apr 2, 2007 13:43:11 GMT
Well, i'd deffently use it in your way mana, but i hate my teacher mainly, she is like a ...........umm......... ! |
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Post by Mana on Apr 3, 2007 12:23:27 GMT
My current geography teacher is actually an art teacher...
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